Lancashire Self Catering cottage, Serengeti, Churchtown, sleeps 8

AVOID
So what can I say about this holiday home, if I can even call it that. When i first arrived I was shocked to find this house was just a normal house on a very ordinary street. If I wanted to holiday on a normal street I would of stayed at home. It would of been cheaper. Churchtown is quiet, on the account that most of the residents are pretty much dead. Which is good if you dont like noise, but bad if you want your holiday to have any semblance of excitement. We took a drive into Garstang and was horrendously disappointed, we heard many good things about the town but found it to be no different to any other town, dare I say it, I found Brixton a nicer more welcoming place. Whoever told you tropical wallpaper was a good idea lied, it felt like I was having an acid trip everytime I wanted to go into the bedroom. Because other than making endless trips to the local church yard there isn't much to do but sleep or atleast try to whilst contemplating the life choices that led you to holidaying in churchtown.
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2021-10-12